|Me watching the Olympics at age 8:||Oh that's nice|
|Me watching the Olympics at age 12:||Wow I hope we win|
|Me watching the Olympics at age 16:||I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me|
What Shakespeare really sounded like – linguists reconstruct a 400-year-old accent to remarkable results. For some Shakespearean reimaginings of a completely different nature, see Hamlet as a choose-your-own-adventure novel and if Shakespeare had written Star Wars.
I love the whore/hour homonym thing here. Wonder how many more dirty jokes we’re missing out on? (Which is saying a lot, considering how many we pick up on…)